Here’s another installment of silly things my kids have said..
These are also from 2013, so Maya was 5, Syd was almost 7.
Maya: “Your ear looks like an elf.”
Mom: “Maybe I am an elf.”
Maya: “No, you’re not! Elves are smaller!”
Maya to her Daddy: “When I grow up and am a mom, I want to marry someone just like you…because you’re funny…and I want to have funny kids!”
Sydney: “Roly poly. On the ceiling. Not moving.”
Maya: “That’s because its saying BEWARE!!! BEWARE THE ROLY POLY!!!”
Maya: “It’s gross having armpits because sometimes you get hair in them. And sometimes you get big eyebrows! Gross!”
Daddy (to Maya): “Please don’t put meatballs in your sister’s hair.”
Maya: “I didn’t mean to. I was sleeping.”
Maya: “They’re called hot dogs because they’re hot…and apparently they’re pig.”
Sydney (to her Daddy): “If you insult me then you insult my mommy and if you insult my mommy then she will BEAT you!”
Maya: “I really need to wash my feet because now I am making shoes gross.”
Mom (to Maya): “Are you wearing Sydney’s shoes?”
Maya: “Yes I am. CLEARLY I don’t know where MY shoes are.”
Maya: “I found some gum on a chair tonight…and I accidentally picked it up…and then I accidentally put it in my mouth…and then I accidentally swallowed it. Is that bad?”